no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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