She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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