thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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