is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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