just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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