Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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