My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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