I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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