Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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