so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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