The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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