I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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