Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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