idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
accomplished twins. life is a go
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
how drunk are you?
Several
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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