Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Randomize
