You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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