actually, I'm a sock model
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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