A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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