so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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