so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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