i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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