A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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