Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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