so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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