Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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