She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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