I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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