Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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Do I have a choice?
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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