bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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