Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Quick, to the slutcave!
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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