I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I had to cum in my sink.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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