guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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