Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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