I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Dignity is for republicans.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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