Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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