When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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