Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
