I feel like abortions should bother me more
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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