I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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