Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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