Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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