On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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