We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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