So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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