Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
We're too hungover to prance.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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