life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
