Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
