on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
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I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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