FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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