so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I am mentally ready for anal.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I love you.
Bad choice
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