dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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